well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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