I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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