Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's rum buckets o'clock
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
