Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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