Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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