I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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