awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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