I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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