just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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