i just had sex bonerless
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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