I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
