I must be too annoying 4 u.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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