I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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