yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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