Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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