Pregnant stripper...not hot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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