Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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