too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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