love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He passed out mid-signature
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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