she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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