weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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