she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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