so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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