Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
you never un-have a 4some
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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