ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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