Dual....:-)
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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