it was like his penis was on wheels.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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