But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
