Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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