So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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