whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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