I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I love you.
Bad choice
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