Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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