Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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