i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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