i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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