doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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