dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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