i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
