yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Oh god it's open bar.
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