Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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