Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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