oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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