You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Boobs speak an international language.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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