Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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