Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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