margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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