Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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