dude i'm inner monologue high
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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