Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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