Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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