real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
