I've blown a few things in my day
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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